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  • My Name is Hope

    Video Release for "My Name is Hope" performed by Debbie West Coon from her "You Are Loved" album.

  • You Are Loved Released

    Debbie West Coon's new release, You Are Loved, swells with songs of affirmation, validation and rich musical luxury.

Event Schedule
  1. Wonderful Evening of Inspiration Concert

    5/15/2010 8:00:00 PM

    5/15/2010 11:00:00 PM


    We are excited to invite you to a


    "Wonderful Evening of Inspiration Concert"

    Saturday May 15th, 2010 @ 7pm

    at the Safford Center for the Arts in Safford, Arizona

    Concert Event
    (click on the banner or here to view info full size)

    We will be singing and sharing some stories
    behind songs on our recently released
    CD projects that we believe will lift,
    comfort, and inspire your life.

    For 1/2 priced discount tickets
    contact Bookworms at (928) 428-8089!

    We will also be at Bookworms on
    Friday, May 14th, 2010 (the night before the event)
    from 5pm - 8pm for a singing/signing PARTY!!!

    This will be the LAST weekend for the public
    to view inside the new Gila Valley Temple,
    so we hope to see you there!

     

     




     

     


    Street:
    City: Safford
    Country: USA
    State: Arizona
    Debbie West Coon
    Email: singdebbie@cox.net
    Phone:
    Cell:
    Website: www.debbiewestcoon.com

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    A Wonderful Evening of Inspiration
     "The Stories behind the Songs!"
     Concert with:  Debbie West Coon, Michele Baer,

    Three2U (Richard Talbot, Joe Tenny and Jon Buehner)

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    Start Time: Saturday, February 6 at 7:00 pm
    End Time: Saturday, February 6 at 9:00 pm
    Where: Gilbert High School Auditorium

     

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     ~From Joe Tenny~
    Join us for a wonderful evening of Inspiration with

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    For the first time in several years these select artists have come together to share the "stories behind the songs!"
    This event marks a mile stone in their incredible journey of life so don't miss being a part of it!

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    Street: Gilbert High School Auditorium
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    Country: USA
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